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DeagleBeagle (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)
part of the satire, theonion does everything for a reason
tralfasian (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)
"You won't get anything else out of me today, Jean Anne. I've already said too much."
yuttivon (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)
its part of the parody.
Hugooputo (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)
Ahahah this is reall y good.She will give up when she is supossed to and she will act surprised xD
colbyVas (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)
this is great
kamikazemike6 (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)
YOU FUCKING DUMBASS SHITFUCK... If i knew a way to find you i would kill you over and over again. Piece of shit.
fastgirl321 (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)
"A cure for awakeness"i so love the onion!
cubesolver (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)
The mispronunciation is on purpose idiot. To make fun of the actual company.
photog87 (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)
It's not DIE-bold. It's DEE-bold. C'mon Onion... I realize this is a parody. But honestly? You could at least pronounce a name correctly.
beththomas1992 (December 31, 1969 at 5:59 pm)
haha! she won't stop until election day |
